Lord Barker

James Barker is a pure thoroughbred Englishman - smart, posh, chauvinistic and particularly lazy. Hence he has been dubbed Lord Barker or just his Lordship. He sits in his Castle on Shrewsbury mountain, counting his pot of gold.

At work, is where he is at his laziest, avoiding work at every possible cost, usually opting to phone up a random council to try and get off paying a parking ticket.

He is a very odd boy with some peculiar habits, for example the time he went to France and instead of a normal memento of his holiday, decided £80 worth of ham was much more appropriate. He still had some left after 6 months! In his spare time, James likes reading about religion, coming up with fantastic money making schemes and also modelling.

Very popular with the ladies, even managing to bed one after he had driven over her mobile phone and destroyed it. Probably his most famous escapade was to win a date with a local model, Miss Bridgenorth I believe ( see here). After his date though they became a permanent fixture and continued that way for about a year. In the end, for reasons known only to James, he decided to break up with her. He never actually told her that though, opting instead to leave the country for Spain to become an English language teacher when he doesn't actually speak fluent Spanish. We believe she got the message in the end. This is not a joke, this is a true story.

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