Keith Alexander

Keith Alexander is about as dodgy a man as you're likely to meet. After hearing Rachel was to become a Doctor, he went on a mission to become a Doctor as well in a vain attempt to make himself look good. After a while looking at it, he decided that purchasing a PhD off the internet was his best option. Despite much mocking from the rest of the team, he found a PhD with a non-accredited university which is only valid in the USA.

He comes from South Africa where he is probably sitting at the moment, polishing his collection of guns thinking about who or what to shoot next, or who to take down to the woods - another favourite pastime of Keith's. Pray that he never sees you with a coat that takes his fancy, they'll never find your remains.

Chopper created a webpage for Keith: Somaakmens.com where as far as I can see he has tried to look professional but against my advice he had to put pictures of himself up. Take a look if you have time, its mildly amusing.

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