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Name: Benjamin 'Wide-Boy' Truslove
Date of Birth: 19/07/79
Home: Redditch
Areas of Mockage: Paolo Maldini, Arsenal fan, Highly bushy
Areas of Merit: None
Accomplished: 2 years at uni without being seen dancing, being late for 90% of his appointments
Mr Truslove goes under many names including Ben, Bendy, Bent, Benjy and the highly favoured
Paolo. Bit of a sporting buff, likes football and racing and even fancies himself as a bit
of a rally driver. In football terms, lets just say I have seen better and his music is a
bit of an acquired taste. When it comes to food and drink, he likes the finer things in life
and he once had a go at someone who brought him a bottle of wine that had not been decantered
(whats that all about?). Basically, a bit of a wide-boy, a little bushy, a lazy sod and a Ken
Monkou-like football player. Can be found on the couch either scratching himself, picking his arse
whilst most probably eating.
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