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| Monday, May 21st 2012 Please log in:
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A TRIBUTE TO DANIEL WAYNE TODD
Dan would like you all to know that the above picture is not one of him, but merely a very, very poor
artist's impression FULL LIST OF ECONOMIC SANCTIONS IMPOSED ON DAN FOR BAD BEHAVIOUR: *Wood *Water *The Following gases: nitrogen; xenon; hydrogen *Coal *Rubber chickens *Garden gnomes *The concrete block thingies that separate two wooden fence panels ADDITIONAL SANCTIONS IMPOSED FOR FURTHER BAD BEHAVIOUR *Armenia *Dr Pepper *Animal Fur (especially mouse) *Carpet Tiles *Gypsum *Pygmies in AND out of mating season *Poka dot bikinis *Broom handles *Molybdenium *Zinc and all zinc-related compounds *Blue hair *Beard guards *Dr Lycett Dan is forbidden to trade in any of the above items except for on bank holiday mondays. If he is seen to trade any of the named items outside of bank holiday mondays, appropriate action will be taken to remove his upper colon using only a cold and slightly moist carrot. Signed CHRIS VINCENT Managing Director, ATBB Remember, theres more than three ways to kill a monkey
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