Name: Claire 'Wibble' McMullen
D.O.B.: 16/07/77
Home Town: Bolton
Dress Sense: Poor (not as bad as Rachel's)
Crime: Blasphemy, Assuming the identity of a monkey, mocking Chopper
Looks: Terrified, Slovakian
Interests: Doing as little as possible over a long period of time
Likes: Sixties music, doing no work, messing up her room, hairy men, Morris Dancing
Dislikes: Work, The Corrs, most of Chopper's music, lab practicals
She says: Wibble
They say: Shit. Claires coming, hide!

This woman is a Bolton Wanderers fan, enough said!

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