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Well, if it isn't Mr Run out and miss the ball completely, Nottingham Forest's very own Dave Beasant. The pinacle of his career was one lowly saturday afternoon when his side lost 8--1 to Manchester United. Although Beasant wasn't directly to blame for some of the goals, he still flapped it big time and made a couple of howlers. My ambition in life is now to go to a Forest game and stand behind the goals shouting abuse at Dave Beasant. However, I can't see him at Forest much longer, he is being replaced by Mark Crossley (another loser), but before too long he'll be playing in the non-league divisions. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

What can I say about this one, its Carlton Palmer, enough said I feel. Another shitter at Nottingham Forest, boy they don't half buy some losers!

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, out comes the big Dutch defender known to his mates as Ken Monkou, known throughout the footballing community as the George Lazenby of football. He is to defending what Fabian de Freitas is the striking. The liverpool defence has been mocked before, being refered to as a "shambles" and it should come with a health warning. If you were to have a back line of Ken Monkous, things would be ultimately worse. Southampton what were you thinking?