HARRY SPODD

SPOD YOU BUSH!!!!!!!
Dirty Harry Spod

Name: Daniel Wayne Todd
Date of Birth: 05/04/78
Home Town: Spilsby
Habits: Slobbing, Whinging, Snooring, Drinking, Leaving lights on, Playing music loud, telling very bad jokes etc.
Areas of Mockage: His looks, his skills at football, losing such items as £2 coin and house contract, Dancing like Billie
Areas of Merit: Knows his way around bar, I think one of his jokes was once funny
Likes: Guiness, violence in football games, Garbage, collecting beer memorabilia, mocking Thacker
Dislikes: Being woken up, a closed bar

What can I say about Dirty, Dirty Harry 'Twonk' Spod. Well shall we start by explaining that name? Dirty, Dirty: hes not exactly the cleanest of people, Harry: he bears some resemblence to a member of the Henderson family, 'Twonk', enough said, and Spod because it sounds like Todd. Our Harry and Diffid have an ongoing mocking relationship where one spends a good deal of the day thinking up ways in which to mock each other. He has had various jobs in his day and even some acting where he once played the part of a yetti in a A.T.B.B. productions film. Reasonably intelligent when he is sober enough, although I would like to point out he is only sober about 25% of the week at best, and even when sober has known to be particularly dim. For example Dan was onced asked to read out and write down a DNA sequence, which he did, but when he had to read it backwards, he had some difficulty and after some help he completed it on the 12th or 13th attempt. Renound for leaving his light on and whinging to the point where inflicting pain is the only option left. Dan is very much the beer monster of the group.

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