THE MOOSE SCALE

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THE MOOSE-SCALE
This rating system was originally developed by McWeeve, who in his own rights is a love thing for women to nibble on, even if they are 'scraps' from Chopper's plate. Anyway, back to the plot, it was developed whilst mocking Jo and has progressed from there to provide an accurate guide on whether you should attempt a particular bird and how much effort you should expend on doing so. Below is a quick run-through of the moose scale but before you do, Chopper's Domain has a new feature, send us your pictures of women and get a free rating by the masters themselves. the e-mail address is:

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The decision will be made by an approved committee of moose scale raters to assure the highest quality rating possible for you

The Moose scale Ring a ding ding sir, blokes wonder if they are worthy(except chopps) Damn she fine, expend as much time as you have I'm up for a portion!, definately worth it Not bad, Still on right side of 5 Go on then!, If I have to uh, oh, attempt in dim light Sheeeesh!, dim light and drunk. You gotta be joshing!, must be into fettishes MONSTER!, must be drunk beyond seeing properly before attempting A COMPLETE NASTY! just no, never, wash thoroughly on touching