CHOPPER'S WORLD
ABOUT CHOPPS:
Name: Chris 'Chopper' Vincent
Description: Handsome Bastard
Date of Birth: 13/07/79
Height: 5ft 10
Weight: 12 Stone
Turn ons:
- Women with some interest in football and quality lagers from around the world
- Women of a moose scale rating of 3 or less, see some examples
Turn offs:
- Sandi Toksvig, Vanessa Feltz and other ugly women
- A desire to shop for clothes/shoes more than once a year
Interests:
- Football, in particular Liverpool FC
- Rodents
- Computers
- Fruit Gums
- TV Programs such as Bottom, Scrubs and The Bill
- Lager (Favourite is Desperados but failing that a Carling will do)
Dislikes:
- Manchester United, Chelsea and most things associated with both clubs like that beetroot-nosed bastard Alex Ferguson
- Spiders
- STRYKE 5 - Quite possibly the worst lager known to man
Chopper's Beefs:
My beef with Homelet
HomeLet saga part 2: The phantom cheque
See inside the twisted mind of Chopper:
The demise of Freddie Prinze Jnr
The Erotic Adventures of Grizzly Adams
David Hasselhoff Gallery
Mystic Churchill
Chopper's pygmies
Bushy Bushy Wan Wan
Animal Fights
Although not down to Chopper, this amuses him greatly:
Mannequins in M&S, Telford
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