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MOXHAM'S HOUSE OF HORRORS


Paul Moxham is a man with an evil brain. His mind sees things, terrible things that you cannot even imagine in your worst nightmares. He vents his terribleness in the medium of toys. Moxham deforms and disfigures normal looking household toys (usually found in the well respected establishment of Poundland).


Below are samples of his wrath and other tasteless items (Click on the images for a larger view)

Kursk / Queen Mum
Moxham took a model of the Kursk submarine and a figurine of the late Queen Mother and well, you can see what happened.




Dog-Boy
Here, an innocent looking walking dog toy was transformed into this monstrosity by adding the head of a particularly ugly doll.




Donkey
This is just tasteless




Telford Hamster
The Telford Hamster, as it is known, was an early creation of Moxham, seen here with its unusually long legs, sitting on a desk fan.




Telford Hamster Telford Hamster
These saucy looking gnomes were purchased for a mere £1 each from the favourite haunt of Mr Moxham, namely Poundland. Moxham was unable to alter these creatures to make them look worse so was quite happy to leave them as they are. They were later removed and given to Rachel as a gift.





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