| None |
| If you could be a hoe, what type of hoe would you be? |
| Which of the following artists has been the most influential to your taste in music? |
| Who out of the following do you find most annoying? |
| Which member of the distinctly mediocre boy band 'Blue' most deserves to be shot? |
| If you were stuck on a desert island and had to live on a diet consisting ONLY of one cheese, which cheese would it be? |
| If you could own one type of monkey / ape, what would it be? |
| Who would win a fight between a mink and a possum? |
| Chopper's H.A.M. Steve and his girlfriend are getting a cat, but are in dispute over it's name, each have given three possibilities - you decide. |
| Which of the following fast food establishments would you rather dine at? |
| Which of the following jobs would you rather have? |
| Who is more annoying - Jade Goody or Lisa Riley? |
| What was your favourite cult British TV comedy |
| What do you prefer? Football, Rugby or Neither |
| What is your favourite meat? |
| Who would win a fight between Bruce Forsyth and Jim Bowen? |
| Do you think MJ (Michael Jackson) is doomed? |
| Do you like your job? |
| What is your opinion of Christmas? |
| How would you rate your Christmas and New Year |
| What is your favourite type of cooked meat pie? |
| Who of the following celebrities has inspired you the most? |
| Where would you rather live in England? |
| The image on the main page is a close of of Chopper's Body - but which part? |
| Are plans to make a forth Indiana Jones movie good or will it ruin the Indiana Jones legacy? |
| Who was the most sinister character(s) from the film Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? |
| According to the song, if it really were raining men, where would be the worst place that it could be raining? (for the men) |
| Monkey Puzzle trees are evil - Yes or No |
| Other than international superstar, what else could David Hasselhoff have been? |
| Which of the following would you LEAST appreciate as a wedding present? |
| What do you look for in a partner? |
| Do you find the England flags attached to cars to be patriotic or just plain tacky? |
| Which of these seems most like you in 10 years time? |
| What would be your ideal holiday? |
| What would be your preferred pet? |
| Is there too much sport on TV? |
| If you could have a stuffed animal, what would it be? |
| Which Simpsons character is your favourite? |
| Would you personally like to punch Daniel Beddingfield in the face? |
| What is your favourite flavour of crisps? |
| Who was your favourite member of the A Team? |
| Which brand of Coke is your favourite? |
| What is your preferred alcoholic beverage? |
| Would you like a white Christmas? |
| Which of the Beddingfields offends you the most? |
| Would you tell your child that Santa isn't real? |
| What would be the most accurate term to describe southerners? |
| What would be the most accurate term to describe midlanders |
| Which is your least favourite European Nation? |
| What would be the most accurate term to describe northerners? |
| Which takeaway pizza company is your favourite and has caused you the least amount of food poisoning? |
| Which vehicle would you most like to see banned from the road? |
| If you had the chance, who would you vote for in the coming General Election? |
| What would be a fitting end to the existence of Robert Kilroy-Silk? |
| What would you choose as entertainment at your wedding? |
| Out of the following glamour models, who is the dimmest? |
| What would you say hurts the most? |
| Which nationality would you most associate with bestiality? (lewd acts with animals) |
| What is your opinion of cats? |
| Apparently girls can now become Cubs! Should boys allowed to join the Brownies? |
| Should McDonalds sell alcoholic products to save their ailing business? |
| National Talk Like A Pirate Day is coming up (September 19), will you be celebrating it? |
| Who would you rather have as entertainment for your wedding? |
| Is cow tipping funny? |
| Should traffic wardens be armed? |
| What colour suit should Chopper wear for his wedding? |
| Assuming Chopper is wearing a lime green suit for his wedding, what colour dress should his lovely bride to be Rachel wear? |
| So if Chopper is wearing lime green for his wedding and his bride in white, what outfit should the best man be wearing? |
| What sort of theme should Chopper's wedding have? |
| What should Chopper do on his stag do? |
| Did you steal Chopper's Blue Recycling Bins? |
| Can England win the football world cup in Germany 2006 |
| What would be your ideal pet? |
| What would you least like to receive as a wedding present |
| What would you most like to see happen this year? |
| Steve has been forced into getting a new cat. Again we get to pick the name |
| Steve is getting married. What colour should his wedding suit be? |
| Which is the worst development tool? |
| Who has a face you would most like to slap? |
